my parents: wow im so glad shes at college so we can stop hearing about plants
me:
[ID: Screenshots of two outgoing text messages. The first reads, “Hey could you do me a favor today?” The second text reads, “Nah, I need you to reference one of my plant books for me??? It should be in ‘New Nepenthes: Volume 1′ (one of the big black volumes) and the species I’m looking for is Nepenthes undulatifolia. Could you take a picture of the page(s) for me and send them, I’m not sure but they might be pages 492-505, the books are sorted by location too so the plant is native to South East Sulawesi” /end ID]
Enchanting Bookworm Inspired Digital Illustrations by Simini Blocker
NYC based illustrator Simini Blocker understands the enchanting world bookworms revel in. From Hogwarts to Neverland or King’s Landing, Blocker captures the spellbinding imaginative realms literature has introduced to us with vibrant colours, gorgeous brushstrokes and fitting quotes from our favourite authors. You can find her gorgeous illustrations on Society6 and Etsy.
Thor thinks Cap’s shield works like his hammer, and is proud that he can lift it.
Yes. Accepted. Yes.
[ID: The first image is white text on a red background that reads, “Bland Marvel Headcanon: Thor thinks Cap’s shield works like his hammer, and is proud that he can lift it.” The other four images are fanart of Thor in street clothes sneaking over to where Captain America’s shield rests against a wall, crouching to pick it up, and hugging it to his chest with a proud smile. /end ID]
[ID: Six excerpts from The Raven Cycle. First excerpt:
With force, Gansey kicked off his shoes. One flew over his miniature Henrietta and the other made it all the way to the side of his desk. It slammed off the old wood and slid to the ground. Under his breath, Gansey said, “Yee haw.”
Blue said, “You seem upset.”
“Do I?” he asked.
End of first excerpt. Second excerpt:
He inverted a cowboy boot that seemed out of place. He gave it a shake, but nothing fell out. He couldn’t say whether the
End of second excerpt. Third excerpt:
printers piled by the wall. And bizarre objects in between: an old suitcase with vines trailing out of it, a potted tree that seemed to be humming to itself, a single cowboy boot in the middle of the floor. A mask hung high on the wall, eyes wide, mouth gaping. It
End of third excerpt. Fourth excerpt:
“Well,” Ronan said, sounding nasty and unhappy, “here we go, cowboy.”
End of fourth excerpt. Fifth excerpt:
“It’s not my test, bold sir knight,” Gwenllian said. “You’re up.” She made cowboy shooters at him.
End of fifth excerpt. Sixth excerpt:
Adam shot Gansey a knowing look. He mouthed yee haw. They smirked and had to look away from each other. Gansey’s
[ID: Fanart of Miles Morales from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Miles is a black boy with dark brown skin, curly brown hair, and a soft smile. He wears a black and red hoodie, blue headphones around his neck, an orange shirt, black shorts, and red and white sneakers. He sits with his legs folded and his hand against his cheek. There are sunflowers around him, with one tucked behind his ear. /end ID]
[ID: Fanart of Gwen Stacy from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, standing en point with her hand on her hip, talking to Miles Morales on her cell phone. She has light skin and short blonde hair. She wears her black and white spidey-suit with teal pointe shoes. A little speech bubble near her phone shows a tiny Miles grinning, sticking his tongue out. and flashing peace signs. /end ID]
Ok DC let the boyfriends reunite now that they’re 1000x as hot
[ID: Two comic pages showing Conner Kent and Tim Drake’s first appearances in Young Justice (2019) #1, each paired with an edited screencap of The Office.
The first comic page shows Conner looking buff and scruffy in a leather jacket and his Superboy suit. Beside it is a drawing of pre-reboot Tim saying, “I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows?”
The second comic page shows Tim taking off his motorcycle helmet, with bright blue eyes and a cool smile. Beside it is a drawing of pre-reboot Conner saying, “I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows?” /end ID]
spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit
Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in
miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside
Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman
swing by you say
Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness
[ID: A short fancomic of Jonathan and Conner Kent. They float together in their Superboy costumes. Jon asks, “As a fella’ Superboy got anything cool tricks I should know!?”
In the next panel, Conner puts his middle finger up while Jon gasps. “If you put your middle finger up it means fuck you,” Conner explains. “Use it on people that piss you off.”
In the third panel, Jon has his middle finger up, too. “Like this!?” he asks, grinning. Conner laughs, “Ha ha ha! You’re a natural”
The last two panels are sketched in black and white and labeled, “A day later.” Jon calls “DAMIAN” after Damian Wayne walking by. Damian turns around and Jon flips him the bird. /end ID]
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“ Albuquerque Journal, New Mexico, December 27, 1929
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[Image text: “Child of nine years reads heavy books by pretentious authors”]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5f9284e4af800e15f3381d1c9617c50b/tumblr_p4l9zvuRcw1tcqhjho1_500.png)
